The Hipster iPod Buy a brand new 60gb ipod photo pre-loaded with all the music you'll never be able to find on your own-- because you're just not cool enough! The Hipster Ipod Yes, now you can become instantly superior to all those smug Williamsburg hipsters. For only $899! Thats 3 cents a song! Yes the hipster ipod comes pre-loaded with 60gb of the best, authentic, hard-to-find, and obviously kick-ass albums of the last 50 years. Yes thats a little pretentious sounding.